Drooling for Alan

November 13th is the day Alan's fatass was produced. He's one of a kind and is loved by everyone. My parents were nice enough to allow me to throw a celebration dinner for him at my house. And what better way to celebrate than having food, alcohol, and close friends?

( I was pretty faded all night, so maybe the captions aren't exactly how the night went down.... but it's my blog and my imagination. So enjoy.........)




Operation "lets get down" in session....
Kay made the tightest cupcakes for the party.... they got a lot of attention. Actually, at one point Alan, John, and Loooooops thought it'd be cute to smash them all over each others faces and my mom's furniture. Thanks guys.....

Tanner approaches everything with swag...
Shred session #1

First ones in line for food, and the last ones to stop eating... Alan had to get a c section the next morning to remove the large amounts of cow tounge in his stomach.
Shred session #2
Debbie and Loooops vs. Rey and Jordan
We ripped them a new one....
To the point that Jordan was drinking just to keep interest...
After getting raped by my dog all night, David finally found someone who excepted him for who he was... a little bean!
"Damn, I'm fucked up.... Shit is starting to get blurry." (Crystal)
Foxy was there making sure shit didn't get outta hand...
Alan creeping in the background wishing he was the cupcake...
Drama....
"Yo Rey, I think it'd be a good idea if I went around and took a picture with everyone at the party.... you know, that way I have options for a new profile picture on Facebook!" (Alan)
"Fail...."
"Not feeling it...."
"Perfect!"

David's game all night was to have an empty seat next to him so the ladies can approach him....


Didn't work out as planned....

"Yes, yes, yes... that's it.... drink the beer little boy" (Alan)
"I got you right where I want you." (Alan)
"When's it my turn... I'm in the zone right now!" (Tanner)



Extreme case of P.D.A. in between shots...

Don't worry David, one day you'll be able to reach the floor.

"If I concentrate hard enough, I can make that can explode." (Sam)

"If I concentrate hard enough, I can pop a boner in 4 seconds flat." (Brett)

Seniors love that beer pong...
"Hi, this is my boooooooooooooooooooooooyfriend, Robert." (Kay)
Oscar was taking advantage of the Wi-Fi.
To most people, a cupcake is something you eat and enjoy. To John, it's a weapon of mass destruction.

Going for that "conjoined siamese twins look..."
Just got back from China...
11:11, make a wish!
"If I concentrate hard enough, I can probably grow a full beard by the end of the night?" (Rey)
What's a party without dangerously close face shots?.... Shred session #3











This is art in so many ways...
Let's play a little game I like to call "Guess the Grill."
Proud owner of some pearly whites.... Little itty baby David.

Can you guess this one?

what gave it away?......
Georgie wasn't down for the cause....
Once again, Happy birthday Alan and I wish you many happy years big homie. But if you don't stop eating the way you eat, your gonna DIE!

And a huge thanks to Momma and Poppa Gooch for letting us annihilate their patio.